March 2012
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A woman who was 5 months pregnant falls into a...
laugh-addict: Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Your brother was kind enough to name them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Whew…thank God, maybe he’s not so dumb after all.  What did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.   laugh-addict.com I can’t even… Hahahahaha!!! 
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February 2012
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TUMBLR STAFF BLOG: GIVEAWAY ALERT
[DUDE! ESTE NUEVO SPAM ME ESTA VOLVIENDO LOCA! ALGUIEN SABE COMO LO QUITO, ¿CAMBIAR CLAVE DE NUEVO? ¿PONER MI COMPUTADORA DE CABEZA?  APARECE COMO UNA “SUBMISSION” HECHA POR MI… WTH?  TUMBLR VAS MAL.]  Dearest gialeja, In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to...
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DoctorAgua: Sabias que... →
doctoragua: el sábado 4 de febrero explotó un tubo por el que fluía petróleo y este derrame ha estado contaminado el río Guarapiche. Este río llega a una represa que alimenta de agua potable al estado Monagas al punto que vas a cepillarte los dientes y abres la llave del agua y sale petróleo. Y bueno,…
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“Life is a question of nerves, and fibres, and slowly built-up cells in which...”
– Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (via danseurs)
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“¡¡Para parecer feliz y emocionado con tu vida en internet solo tienes que...”
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Un poco de self-love y narcisismo...
Me encanta mi piel y mi fragancia (por así decirlo)… Todo en mi cuarto huele a mi, mi cama es mi santuario lleno de almohadas y mantitas extra suavecitas que huelen a mi… Sí, me encanta que me abracen y me digan “¡qué rico hueles!” o que me reconozcan por mi olor… Abrácenme cuando me vean, yo soy una abrazadora de gente y lo más raro para mi es gente que no le gusta...
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“Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance”
– Samuel Johnson (via ninagarcia)
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